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Evelyn listened to what Destiny suggested, noticing that she was also holding a quill. Cool, so she was going to write it down? Smiling, Evelyn leaned back in her seat, relaxing slightly as she pondered over what her friend had said. "Yea, you're right." she nodded, thinking of how funny it would be if a muggle didn't know what a letter was.
"And...they probably need to know how to read right?" she said, looking at the quill. "Can't read, then they can't find the house!" Mwaha! People, not being able to read. Funny stuff right there! "Actually if they can't read, I don't know how they are able to pass school." she muttered, taking a quick peak at a certain blond Mr. Stutters who passed them to...
Wow. How did he stuff that much candy into his pockets? She felt like she had a stomach ache just looking at all of it.
Oh. Evelyn had said another good thing!
"Ooo, that's a good one too!" she said, writing that down right under the one she had mentioned.
"They need to run fast too. Just in case they were to get attacked by a watch dog." Destiny had totally saw something like that happen on the muggle box once. Was it funny? Very.
She looked up from her parchment when she heard Lawson mention a holiday and..sunbathing. Oh Merlin. That was something she did not want to think about or imagine. Turning to Evelyn, she stuck her tongue out in disgust,
"My eyes are BURNING!"
That was NOT an exaggeration.