well hello there dainsie! ok, you asked for crazy questions:

what would you rather fight off... an enraged badger wearing a fez or a viscous swan wearing a top hat? oh and dont forget, swans are owned by the Queen (well.. here in england at least), and you don't want to get on her bad side. she may be old and small, but she's feisty.

oh and a normal question: how long has snitch sneeker been around?