MEEEOWWW!, The Somali cried, seconds before she THOUGHT the woman was going to step on her tail. The woman did indeed not step on her tail, however, and the poor cat received several disapproving looks from some of the other cats, especially the Himalayan's, Jasper and Jasmine. Well. Princess said haughtily It's certainly not my fault she almost stepped on my tail. SHE should be more careful.
Mmm...? Sleeps the Tabby meowed as he was, once again, going to sleep. I still think milk is better than all the others....hmmm.....
The rest of the cats stared at the kitty until Athena the Chartreux said thoughtfully I guess we know who never pays attention....
As if we hadn't known before. Jasper Meowed. Thats all he ever does. He just sleeps, sleeps, sleeps. Jasmine agreed with him.
Snarl (the Sphynx), however, was taking great interest in the sleeping tabby. Perhaps, he thought, a little...rousing would wake him up...
Jaguar knew exactly what the little runt was thinking, and quite quickly pinned him down. I don't think so, you little upstart. Leave the poor thing alone.
Whats this, Jaguar? Jasper said rather hatefully Do I sense some compassion? You know very well compassion isn't for cats...
The Egyptian Mau purred angrily at the Himalayan. You pompous little runt. Just wait until I finish with you.

Thus began a ferocious cat fight, with Akaya and Athena siding with Jaguar and Princess (who was obsessed with Jasper) and Jasmine siding with Jasper. Akil was still looking for a desk, and Snarl was trying to wake up Sleeps using harsh methods.

For once, Jet was glad, very glad, that only he could understand his cats. He then saw the original cause of the commotion. He walked over, tripping over quite a many desks on the way to the woman and held out his hand. "Don't mind the cats" he said, indicating the fighting cats. It was no good trying to stop them. Cats were very picky about their battles. To interfere would mean he would have 6 cars snarling at him for the next 6 moons. "My name is Jet. Yours?"