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destinyjazzhands 
They would definitely get sent to Azkaban if Kay's head exploded. Azkaban was a scary place, she didn't want to go there. 'If it didn't explode today, I don't think it will. Although it would be funny.' Oh, the butterbeer. What a waste.. 'Ehh, I figured I would get in more trouble for hitting her. And I didn't want to burn her with the hot soup.' She wasn't that mean. Noooo! Destiny can't be mean!! What will her mother think!?
Destiny might have been a little paranoid. She kept glancing back at the store just waiting for one of them to chase them down. Watching your back is not fun. 'Maybe we could feed him to the Devil's snare.' That might be more entertaining than watching him get struck by a tree. 'I didn't think he would have his memory back so soon.' Stupid Healer, healing him all fast. Destiny will have to have a word with that lady..
Vomit inducing freaks? Destiny never would have thought such gross words would describe people so perfectly. She laughed at the name, because it was funny. 'I don't think we actually talked. I leave for one minute and there is a fight!' Why did she miss everything!? Talking about Lawsguini is the best way to take your mind off of things. 'I would keep that a secret too!' How embarrassing would it be to go from DADA Professor to Muggle Studies Professor? 'He was better off being a house elf.'
Okay, so maybe the hot soup idea would have been taking it a little too far at the moment, but Evelyn, for some reason, would make the exception if it was Rex being the one that got hot soup all over him. Maybe that would make him learn to shut his mouth about Slytherin. She didn't care if he thought of them as slimeballs, just the fact that he was yelling it in their faces was a whole different story.
Feeding him to the Devils Snare sounded like a good idea too. Though they'd have to levitate him to the snare. There was no way Evelyn was getting close to that plant...the evil, possessed, plant. Snickering though, she placed her hands inside her jean pockets, moving so she didn't bump into anybody when walking.
"Actually...he came over to apologize." she mumbled, looking at the ground again. Part of her wanted to give him a...third? Fourth? chance, but the other part, well that one took over.
"But I said I wouldn't accept it, and Kay got all defensive and emotional again." Well, that's what generally took place...
"Maybe we could have totally baked with him in the kitchens if he had been appointed to house elf duty." she laughed, not really being able to see Lawsguini with an apron on and cooking in the kitchens. Dodging a few more people, she suddenly became fed up and turned to Destiny.
"Is there any place that isn't crowded at the moment here?! These people have no sense of personal space!"