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Lavender's Horribly Written Ode to Won-Won

Hark! Who goes there? It be Won-Won!
You saw he's lanky, but he's such a bon-bon!
I wouldn't be able step out without him
My chances of survival without him
Well...consider them slim!
Without Won-Won I really can't survive
Without Won-Won I'd fall prey to a beehive
Now don't be so rude
Because you'll upset his mood
And you can say that I'm so obsessive
But really, I'm just so darn festive
Festive, you ask? Yes, I respond.
Because I created a Festival for Won-Won
And I stress the syllables of many words
In case you haven't heard...?
Oh, wait, I hear Won-Won calling my name!
Each time, he says it just the same!
So sweet, and so kind,
So wonderful, I wouldn't mind
If he said my name twenty-four seven
Oh, my...that would be heaven.
What's this? What's this? He's breaking up with me?
What's this? My face is something that he wishes not see
I can't believe my eyes
It's hard to believe out of all the guys
Won-Won the Bon-Bon would up and leave
I sigh and I heave...
It was that Hermione Granger!
Every second, she get stranger!
I despise her! I loathe her!
Take away my love and...puuuuurr.
Oh, look! More boys!
Time to find some new toys!
I'm good! Good-bye!
Don't ever say to me "Hi!"

-Love Lavender.