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“Would have applied a size-reducing charm too – that head is too big for the rest of your body – but I was pretty sure it wouldn’t work on a thing that stupid.”
HAHAHAHA!
Draco has the best insults ever!
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Where are we anyway? The Land of the Stray Donkeys?
LMFAO! I've JUST started reading the chappie and already there's so much making me laugh?! Gee, Maxers, you really want my lung ruptured!
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Ginny raised an eyebrow at this display of stupidity.
That line alone...
OMG...
I'm gonna cry.
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Was he a good kisser?
-Falls off chair-
Whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA! Where did THIS come from, Weaselhead?!
I-- I mean, Ginny.
I can't help it Draco's insults are so hilarious I want to copy them.
Looks like somebody crushing on a certain mini-veela…
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she did not need him to protect her.
Why did that thought sting?
Awwwwww!
That made me sad. =[
-Pets Draco-
She needs you, silly!
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Ginny felt breathless, like frozen panic or ice or something indescribable, did nothing to resist as he pulled her towards him, pulled her into the water, and leaned down to kiss her on the lips.
x 29487293472984279834728374!!
WHY COULDN'T THAT HAVE BEEN ME?!
OMGGG.
-Faints again-
-Hyperventilates-
-Dies-
DUDEEEEEE.
Okay, let me stop freaking out and continue reading now.
(Yeah I answer as I read, not after I'm done
).
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He grabbed her by the shoulders, pushed her against the bank and pressed his lips down on hers, until she was forced to fall silent, until she could no longer find a voice to protest or even speak.
Oooh, a little bossy aren't we?
That's a good Draco!
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“Malfoy,” she said, but he pushed her away, walked over to the fire and, conjuring a sleeping bag, began to prepare a bed.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT?!?!?!
DRACO!
WHAT--WHAT--WHAT--!!
!?!?!?!??!
LMFAO!
I'm awestruck right now.
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POST MORE, MAXERS!!! Like, right this very second, please!
DUDEEEEEEEE.
This has gotten so good! You can't leave me hanging like this!! YOU CAN'T YOU JUST CAN'T!! -Sobs dramatically-
I must know what happens next!! What're they thinking!? What're they gonna do the following day?! Are they even gonna be able to sleep?! Is Draco gonna cheat on me and kiss Ginny again?!
I MUST KNOW I MUST KNOW I MUST KNOW I MUST KNOWWWWWWW!!!