I have a posh Scottish accent. Although, I don't think people outwith Scotland will see it that way haha. I'll show you a few phrases and how us Aberdonians (North East Scots) would say them:

Hello, how are you? - F'like?

Be quiet - Haud yer weesht

I'm from Aberdeen, not Glasgow! - Am fae Aeberdeen, nae Glasgow!

HAHA.

So funny.