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Old 09-26-2009, 02:10 AM   #299 (permalink)
Sophie Melita

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Hogwarts RPG Name:
Sophie Melita
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Cookies can cure anything. A cookie a day keeps the healer away.

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"We are aloud to leave, Miss?" she asked politely, looking down at the professor. "I hope you feel better professor." she said, looking back up to the healer, hope filling her eyes.
"You need to wait for Lord Borr to dismiss you dear," Melita said, distracted by her poor, sweet, Berty on the floor.
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"Do you need any help healer ma'am?" he asked. He wasn't sure of her name.
"Oh, aren't you a dear. You need to come to my audition on Sunday afternoon. You'll be a lovely assistant, just wait here a moment and we'll see if I need you," she beamed, broadly at the child before turning her full, unwavering, attention on poor dear Berty as he spoke.
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Melita's cookies WERE TRULY HEALING! "Give one to EVERYONE, Melita. They've seen what happens to truly great men, like me, when they're introduced to SUCH HEATHENS. THE HEATHENS CANNOT TAKE IT. I bet they are truly traumatized by that IDIOT GIRL."

Lord Borr finished his cookie and indicated that he would be needing another by opening his mouth again.

.... his tummy began to RUMBLE. "You dismiss them, Miss Melita, but not before homework. For homework they all are to write an ode about their role model and include a list of 10 professions that are BETTER THAN A LAZY STARGAZER."

It was not Lord Borr, BUT SOMEONE let out a loud bit of flatulence. AS IF THE ROOM NEEDED MORE SMELLS. "One more cookie, love. Please."
Melita shoved another cookie in his mouth and then turned to that boy. "Take the platter of cookies and give two to each student on their way out, please, thank you," Sophie beamed and then turned back to Berty as she pulled more cookies from her pocket and sat right next to his bulk to feed him cookies.
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OOC note: The secret ingredient in Melita's cookies tends to make people a bit more cheerful.
They are NOT poisoned and only cause flatulence in very "great" men.
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