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Deniiz 
He then saw Lyra running for cookies. He quickly grabbed her back of robes, and muttered "Are you alright? Do not. Eat." He dropped her robes. And she was wise! Who knew what was in those cookies! He would NOT eat.
Lyra had indeed been running towards the woman with the cookies. But someone stopped her by grabbing the back of her robe. Whyyy! she wanted cookies! Lyra turned around to glare an evil glare at the person who had dropped her robe again but when she noticed it was Evan she grinned.
"but i want a co--" Lyra's voice was dissrupted when Evan told her not. to. eat the cookies. Evan was a smart boy, he must know that there was something wrong with the delicious cookies and so, Lyra had blocked the cookies out of her mind (which was pretty hard) and sighed.
"Yea i'm alright, what a...weirdo isn't he?" she said and then noticed Aaron. She just wanted to say
"Oh! Hiya Aaron!" when.........................
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Berty Borr Lord Borr had been SOAKING UP the praise and hugs and was feeling REALLY GOOD about this tangent his class had taken. It was what the professionals (LIKE LORD BORR) called a "teachable moment." HE WAS THE GREATEST TEACHER ALIVE!!!!!!! EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! One little boy had even went so far as to CLING TO HIS GREATNESS!! Lord Borr let him. Sweet, kind, giving Lord Borr let the little man get his FULL SHARE of LORD BORR.
But then Lord Borr was SOAKED IN VOMIT.
His sweet Melilta, sweet precious Melita, she tried to help. She did. She cleaned him up, offered him a cookie (which he'll be needing shortly), and really tried. But what happened next could only be described as this:
UNCONTROLLABLE PROJECTILE VOMITING
From his nose, his mouth, Lord Borr SPEWED the room with his stomach's contents. HE RAN AROUND, trying to get to that window but there was SOME GIRL IN THE WAY - so he turned and ran in the other direction...
STUDENTS WERE GETTING HIT WITH THE VOMIT. THE PROJECTILE VOMIT.
It would have been humiliating, like it was for that idiot girl that started all this, IF IT HAD BEEN LORD BORR'S FAULT. But, it was not. IT WAS ALL HER FAULT. Lord couldn't HELP that he had a weak stomach.
He fell down in the doorway, blocking the exit. Lord Borr landed belly first, sort of rolled and rocked to a stop on his mound-like belly, and laid there pitifully. Lord Borr did NOT like throwing up. HE DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO THROW UP! NOW HE WOULD JUST HAVE TO EAT AGAIN! LIKE HE HAD TIME FOR THAT!!!!!!
"I could use a cookie, Miss Melita, if you don't mind," Lord Borr, POOR LORD BORR, requested from the floor. Lyra SCREAMED loudly when the professor started to puke. It was DISGUSTING! The second year ran for her life as Lord Borr ran (how could he run with that body?) towards a window, but a girl was blocking his way...oh poor girl! Lyra had almost reached the entrance door when she heard a loud noise behind her. The Disgusting Man was running towards the door!!! The second year dived out of the way towards her right , hitting a chair with her head and fell to the floor. A bruise started to become visible on her head but she ignored it. Lyra stared with shock at the scene beside her as the Professor had blocked the exit with his HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE body.
Now, covered in vomit and with a bruise on her forehead, Lyra started to gag too. She closed her eyes and held her breath, trying to block out EVERYTHING around her.