Cookies can cure anything. A cookie a day keeps the healer away.
"OH no!" Sophie gasped as poor Berty lost his constitution. He must not be eating those special cookies she made for him to help with that. He was so delicate. She waited for him to run himself out and then went to his rescue,waving her wand around to attempt to clean up the mess (somehow, she remained perfectly crisp and fresh). "Dear, dear, Berty, I think we may have to sacrifice the end of the lesson to tend to your health. Healer's orders," she tutted as she sat down beside him and held cookie in front of his face.
__________________  OOC note: The secret ingredient in Melita's cookies tends to make people a bit more cheerful.
They are NOT poisoned and only cause flatulence in very "great" men. |