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A knock sounded on the door and Varius was unsure whether or not Lord Borr had heard it. Taking it upon himself, to be truly gentlemanly and helpful, he moved towards the classroom entrance and opened it to reveal. "Miss Melita!" Varius exclaimed delighted, "So nice to see you again. Please do come in, I'm sure Lord Borr will be more than happy to see you."
Was that smell cookies?!!!!!! Varius held out an arm for the woman to link into so he could steer her toward the round man at the front of the classroom who was currently flaunting his crack. And what a wonderfully, sweaty looking crack it was.
"Oh, what a kind gentleman," Sophie squealed in excitement as she took the boy's arm. "You should come to my auditions. You would make an excellent healer's assistant and I'll bet you have just the darlingest friends, too so make sure to bring them along."
After babbling and entering the room, she spotted Berty and her hand went to cover her mouth as she gasped. Here, hold these dear," she told the boy, shoving the enormous tray of cookies at him while she hurried up to dear Berty, wand out. She tapped his poor, blue, bottom and fixed his pants. "Lord Borr, you are too much! Look at you working so hard with these children, you should sit down before you pass out from sheer exhaustion! It's a good thing I came with cookies," she smiled, not mentioning the trouser issue.