The REAL Sorting Hat: "Ravenclaw!" This monkey is bananas. Oh.My. gosh
William's face going beat red as he tried in vain to stop the snickers that were threatening to pour out of his mouth. The man had a massive tear in his trousers, how could he not feel that! Seriously, you'd KNOW if you had a RIP in your pants. Was he so busy and "important" that he couldn't feel it? Seriously if he did anything that had to do with a bodily function William would loose it
"Sir, the only way we can learn about Astronomy is at night, when the stars are out. Some of us actually like the class and wish t do something that had this subject when they grow up. for you to tell us that this class is a waste of time is disrespectful of every professor who has ever taught it. You have no right to say something like that. You're disrespectful Sir and I for one will not take it anymore." he said in an oddly calm voice, his breath coming in gasps.
Oh mutiny, thy name is William he thought as he stood his ground, well seat, waiting for rip man to say something. Let him, he'd gladly leave. And learn on his own. no problem, no problem at all. And besides any normal teacher wouldn't dare let their students see something like this. He was not going to stand up and stretch.
That was for gym class.
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