When Varius had entered the classroom minutes before the lesson truly had begun (), he was unsure what to expect since the new teacher hadn't been present at the feast. The fact that Astronomy was now on the first floor was intriguing and Varius wondered what it was this man (or woman) had in store for them. Hopefully something other than some space shuttle somewhere in space where people had to poo whilst floating! Boooooringgggg.

However, the rather round man seemed very uptight about his manners and respect, as any gentlemen should! There was too many yobs walking about these Hogwarts halls! Defacing the Whomping Willow with spray paint charms and rapping with their trousers below their butt cheeks! I mean, seriously, pronounce your t's YOBBYPEOPLE!

So, when Lord Berty Borr requested his proper introduction, Varius had been more than happy to oblige, snickering slightly when he continued to call people out on their DISrespectfulness and pig-like qualities. This was going to be fun!

Their next set of instructions were given out and Varius listened as his classmates started rising and talking and yada yada yada. Then it got to his turn and he raised himself from his chair, bowing toward the round man and introducing himself, "Varius Numerus Tipps, sir. And when I grow up I hope to be a journalist."