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Meh Reh · 09-24-2009, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Berty Borr

Lord Borr was DISGUSTED. He could have LITERALLY THROWN UP in his waste bin.

"ONLY ONE STUDENT... ONE! ONLY ONE.. greeted me properly. ONE SOPHISTICATED HUMAN IN HERE? Were the rest of you RAISED IN A BARN??"

"YOU THERE," Lord Borr pointed his cane at the boy's head. "UP HERE WITH ME. Bring your parchment. Bring your quill. BRING YOUR GOOD MANNERS."

If looks could kill, these students would have never been born.

"WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!" Lord BORR COULD NOT BELIEVE HIS EYES. OR EARS! "Are you TALKING??? Are you T A L K I N G?" Lord Borr paused to take a breath, then burst out once more, "HOW DARE YOU! I come to Hogwarts to TEACH you! To SAVE you from the grasps of being a no-wit and you TALK IN MY CLASS??? DID I SAY you could talk? DID I say 'SIT DOWN and have a CHAT with WILLIAM??" I don't THINK SO!!!"

Lord Borr turned back to the student that he'd instructed to come stand with him. The GOOD student. Funny how it was almost always a BOY. "WRITE their NAMES down! Write their names and put "DISRESPECTFULLY CHATTING" beside their names."

Lord Borr waved his cane wildly and pointed around the room. "The rest of you are to GET UP. LEAVE my room. THEN RE-ENTER in a fashion that is RESPECTFUL! You will learn to GREET Lord Borr and people of IMPORTANCE PROPERLY!"

O______O

He didn't even do anything!!!11!!! WHAT was -- this man was going to EEEEAT HIM. OMG. He could either run out of the classroom screaming his head off (because the man surely would not catch him) or he could just follow orders and not get a detention.

....Both were tempting. REALLY TEMPTING in their own way.

About ready to wet his pants, Xander quickly gathered his things and moved up to the area that Lord Borr was talking about.

"Yes, sir," he said, quickly grabbing parchment and a quill. Eeep. He bent down on the table and quickly wrote out the headline, 'DISRESPECTFULLY CHATTING'. "Right away sir..."

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DISRESPECTFULLY CHATTING:
Hufflepuff -
Gryffindor -
Ravenclaw -

"Can I... get your names, please?" he said, squeaking slightly.

09-24-2009, 01:45 AM	#39 (permalink)
Meh Reh Chizpurfle Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Oz Posts: 10,647 Hogwarts RPG Name: Canaan Prescott Fourth Year	O____O lolol The Disappearing Girl \| \| Swooping Bowtruckle Quote: Originally Posted by Berty Borr Lord Borr was DISGUSTED. He could have LITERALLY THROWN UP in his waste bin. "ONLY ONE STUDENT... ONE! ONLY ONE.. greeted me properly. ONE SOPHISTICATED HUMAN IN HERE? Were the rest of you RAISED IN A BARN??" "YOU THERE," Lord Borr pointed his cane at the boy's head. "UP HERE WITH ME. Bring your parchment. Bring your quill. BRING YOUR GOOD MANNERS." If looks could kill, these students would have never been born. "WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!" Lord BORR COULD NOT BELIEVE HIS EYES. OR EARS! "Are you TALKING??? Are you T A L K I N G?" Lord Borr paused to take a breath, then burst out once more, "HOW DARE YOU! I come to Hogwarts to TEACH you! To SAVE you from the grasps of being a no-wit and you TALK IN MY CLASS??? DID I SAY you could talk? DID I say 'SIT DOWN and have a CHAT with WILLIAM??" I don't THINK SO!!!" Lord Borr turned back to the student that he'd instructed to come stand with him. The GOOD student. Funny how it was almost always a BOY. "WRITE their NAMES down! Write their names and put "DISRESPECTFULLY CHATTING" beside their names." Lord Borr waved his cane wildly and pointed around the room. "The rest of you are to GET UP. LEAVE my room. THEN RE-ENTER in a fashion that is RESPECTFUL! You will learn to GREET Lord Borr and people of IMPORTANCE PROPERLY!" O______O He didn't even do anything!!!11!!! WHAT was -- this man was going to EEEEAT HIM. OMG. He could either run out of the classroom screaming his head off (because the man surely would not catch him) or he could just follow orders and not get a detention. ....Both were tempting. REALLY TEMPTING in their own way. About ready to wet his pants, Xander quickly gathered his things and moved up to the area that Lord Borr was talking about. "Yes, sir," he said, quickly grabbing parchment and a quill. Eeep. He bent down on the table and quickly wrote out the headline, 'DISRESPECTFULLY CHATTING'. "Right away sir..." Quote: DISRESPECTFULLY CHATTING: Hufflepuff - Gryffindor - Ravenclaw - "Can I... get your names, please?" he said, squeaking slightly. __________________