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**Berty Borr** · 09-24-2009, 01:29 AM

Lord Borr was DISGUSTED. He could have LITERALLY THROWN UP in his waste bin.

"ONLY ONE STUDENT... ONE! ONLY ONE.. greeted me properly. ONE SOPHISTICATED HUMAN IN HERE? Were the rest of you RAISED IN A BARN??"

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Originally Posted by THE ONLY NON BARN ANIMAL STUDENT.

OOOOH YES. Time for Astronomy.

....In the middle of the day? On the first floor? At least he had the windows open. Xander had heard some SERIOUS stories about this Professor person ~~jellyroll~~ dude. Which is why, as he walked in the door, he immediately bowed his head. "Hello, Professor."

Walk faster, walk faster -- OH ISSY. He pulled out the seat next to her and sat himself down. It was weird being one of the first students in the room. But at least he was there.

Right. Good Xander.

"YOU THERE," Lord Borr pointed his cane at the boy's head. "UP HERE WITH ME. Bring your parchment. Bring your quill. BRING YOUR GOOD MANNERS."

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Originally Posted by SnitCHchASER

Ema spotted Miranda. Finally, someone she knew! "Miranda! Over here!!!" she motioned for her friend to join her before she found her own seat. Ema trusted that the spot she had found would prevent them from being soaked with spit at the end of the class, anyway. "Sittt with meeee."

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Originally Posted by Daffy.Potter

Berty Borr.

Even though Livvy had never actually had him, she had heard about him... and boy was he a 'hoot'. Memories of the crazy and rather stupid lessons they had back at Bella's & Cooper's came back and boy was she glad that it was all over with.

She walked into the classroom, coolly and smiled gently up at the man. "Hello um... Professor..." she said. What was she supposed to call him? Berty Borr? Professor Borr? Professor Berty? Sir Berty?! HMMM?! Livvy had no idea, so just plain old professor would have to do.

After a quick glance around the classroom, she picked a seat next to little William and sat down. "Hullo William," she said, cheerfully.

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Originally Posted by Cedric

With an odd whacking sound echoing into her ears, Sloane turned the corner to head into the strangely located astronomy classroom. Oh. The fat man was banging his cane against the doorframe; that was the noise. What a welcoming introduction to class.

Dodging the man's spritzes of saliva as he hurried the students into the room, Sloane slipped passed him, somehow managing to avoid bumping into his rather large stomach. The first person she saw was Lucy Dawn, the girl who very much admired clouds. Without sparing a glance back at the professor, Sloane weaved her way through the desks until she reached one by the fifth year she met at Diagon Alley. "Hello, Lucy," she greeted, dropping her bag onto her newly claimed desk. She slid into her chair and gave a silent sigh, glad to have at least made it into the room. "Astronomy will certainly be interesting this year," she commented with a slight smile.

If looks could kill, these students would have never been born.

"WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!" Lord BORR COULD NOT BELIEVE HIS EYES. OR EARS! "Are you TALKING??? Are you T A L K I N G?" Lord Borr paused to take a breath, then burst out once more, "HOW DARE YOU! I come to Hogwarts to TEACH you! To SAVE you from the grasps of being a no-wit and you TALK IN MY CLASS??? DID I SAY you could talk? DID I say 'SIT DOWN and have a CHAT with WILLIAM??" I don't THINK SO!!!"

Lord Borr turned back to the student that he'd instructed to come stand with him. The GOOD student. Funny how it was almost always a BOY. "WRITE their NAMES down! Write their names and put "DISRESPECTFULLY CHATTING" beside their names."

Lord Borr waved his cane wildly and pointed around the room. "The rest of you are to GET UP. LEAVE my room. THEN RE-ENTER in a fashion that is RESPECTFUL! You will learn to GREET Lord Borr and people of IMPORTANCE PROPERLY!"

09-24-2009, 01:29 AM	#27 (permalink)
Berty Borr Very Busy & Important Firecrab Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Role Modeling Posts: 790	Lord Borr was DISGUSTED. He could have LITERALLY THROWN UP in his waste bin. "ONLY ONE STUDENT... ONE! ONLY ONE.. greeted me properly. ONE SOPHISTICATED HUMAN IN HERE? Were the rest of you RAISED IN A BARN??" Quote: Originally Posted by THE ONLY NON BARN ANIMAL STUDENT. OOOOH YES. Time for Astronomy. ....In the middle of the day? On the first floor? At least he had the windows open. Xander had heard some SERIOUS stories about this Professor person ~~jellyroll~~ dude. Which is why, as he walked in the door, he immediately bowed his head. "Hello, Professor." Walk faster, walk faster -- OH ISSY. He pulled out the seat next to her and sat himself down. It was weird being one of the first students in the room. But at least he was there. Right. Good Xander. "YOU THERE," Lord Borr pointed his cane at the boy's head. "UP HERE WITH ME. Bring your parchment. Bring your quill. BRING YOUR GOOD MANNERS." Quote: Originally Posted by SnitCHchASER Ema spotted Miranda. Finally, someone she knew! "Miranda! Over here!!!" she motioned for her friend to join her before she found her own seat. Ema trusted that the spot she had found would prevent them from being soaked with spit at the end of the class, anyway. "Sittt with meeee." Quote: Originally Posted by Daffy.Potter Berty Borr. Even though Livvy had never actually had him, she had heard about him... and boy was he a 'hoot'. Memories of the crazy and rather stupid lessons they had back at Bella's & Cooper's came back and boy was she glad that it was all over with. She walked into the classroom, coolly and smiled gently up at the man. "Hello um... Professor..." she said. What was she supposed to call him? Berty Borr? Professor Borr? Professor Berty? Sir Berty?! HMMM?! Livvy had no idea, so just plain old professor would have to do. After a quick glance around the classroom, she picked a seat next to little William and sat down. "Hullo William," she said, cheerfully. Quote: Originally Posted by Cedric With an odd whacking sound echoing into her ears, Sloane turned the corner to head into the strangely located astronomy classroom. Oh. The fat man was banging his cane against the doorframe; that was the noise. What a welcoming introduction to class. Dodging the man's spritzes of saliva as he hurried the students into the room, Sloane slipped passed him, somehow managing to avoid bumping into his rather large stomach. The first person she saw was Lucy Dawn, the girl who very much admired clouds. Without sparing a glance back at the professor, Sloane weaved her way through the desks until she reached one by the fifth year she met at Diagon Alley. "Hello, Lucy," she greeted, dropping her bag onto her newly claimed desk. She slid into her chair and gave a silent sigh, glad to have at least made it into the room. "Astronomy will certainly be interesting this year," she commented with a slight smile. If looks could kill, these students would have never been born. "WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!" Lord BORR COULD NOT BELIEVE HIS EYES. OR EARS! "Are you TALKING??? Are you T A L K I N G?" Lord Borr paused to take a breath, then burst out once more, "HOW DARE YOU! I come to Hogwarts to TEACH you! To SAVE you from the grasps of being a no-wit and you TALK IN MY CLASS??? DID I SAY you could talk? DID I say 'SIT DOWN and have a CHAT with WILLIAM??" I don't THINK SO!!!" Lord Borr turned back to the student that he'd instructed to come stand with him. The GOOD student. Funny how it was almost always a BOY. "WRITE their NAMES down! Write their names and put "DISRESPECTFULLY CHATTING" beside their names." Lord Borr waved his cane wildly and pointed around the room. "The rest of you are to GET UP. LEAVE my room. THEN RE-ENTER in a fashion that is RESPECTFUL! You will learn to GREET Lord Borr and people of IMPORTANCE PROPERLY!" __________________ Someone unimportant whose name slips my memory made this signature. Twas Lady Borr who did it, sir! Boor's bringin' sexy back and yall just hatin' Kingston: Marry me my lord. We're perfect for each other.