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aussiegirl
For the love of Merlin!! Marcus, took a deep breath and tried his best to control his breathing. Don't want to scare the first years. "Karsten and Crocker, get your dung covered behinds over to me RIGHT NOW". Looks as though Slytherin was just about to lose those five points they had earned and Hufflepuff was going to be in the negatives again.
"Try and run and we'll see how well you swing from the ceiling by your underpants and if you think I am joking, just ask Jake Upstead what it is like. You both have ten seconds to get over here now." Looks like another fun year at Hogwarts.
Willie lied there on the ground, his back covered in poo as well as his feet, his hair and probably every bit of his body was covered in poo. If his name weren't yelled right now, he would be enjoying this? Maybe? Possibly? Who knows, this boy's head was just out of this world.
He sat up and stared at Lawson, looking back at Cam and then biting his lower lip. They should just go ahead and give themselves up, right? Right?
Wrong.
Slowly, he stood up, pulling onto Cam's arm as if he were helping him up. He looked at the professor for a few moments, taking a few steps towards him and then...
"
RUN CAM!" The boy hollered, grabbing onto him and DASHING towards the
Ravenclaw Table. Lawson wasn't going to catch them now.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAH.
What Willie didn't think was that Lawson knew where he slept.