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Lowlow
Willie stared at her, his eyes wide. Was... Was she ACCUSING HIM?! His eyes turned into steel (Not real steal, but yeah) and glared at her, his nostrils flaring as if he were some majestic dragon (*snort*). He stood up, placing his hands on the table onto his drool pool and looking down at her.
"It was ME CUP. 'Eeee took it!" Willie justified, pointing at Varius's nose. "I ain't rethponsible for what 'e takes!"
Honestly, people did seem to enjoy blaming him.
He turned to the girl and smiled instantaneously. "Yeaaaaaaah. I like giant lookin' cupcaketh! They're... They be lookin' good, mith!" Willie told her, nodding. He once more imagined the cupcake, drool filling his mouth until some horrible, HORRIBLE stench filled his nostrils.
"CAAAAAM" Willie hollered, standing on his seat, showing his shoeless feet. They were now brown from how dirty they were. And now adding the flying poo to it which was now a little on his trousers and feet. Willie looked down, surprised that poo was on his feet.
Blink.
Blink. Blink.
Jumping off of the seat, he walked up to the Slytherin boy and stopped him. They had started to be friends last term after the flood when He, Cam and Cyrus rode on the broom together at once. It was a great ride, really. Except for Willie throwing up.
"Is tha' pooo in theereee?" Willie asked, looking down at the bucket. But before Cam could even really reply, Willie shoved both his sleeves up and then did the most horrible thing any human being could possibly do.
He shoved his forearms into the bucket and then pulled it out. They were covered in brown poo, dripping reaally. Willie smiled and then brought it up to his nose, taking a great sniff.
SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFF.
SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFF.
"Whatchu bringin' poo in thchool fur?"
Woah. Cue kid going from weird to angry in two seconds flat. Arabelle listened as he defended himself from something or other, placing his hands in the drool while doing it.
"You know, you're...Oh nevermind," her voice trailed off at the end, knowing the boy probably didn't hear her, nor would he care. It was interesting to watch him, really. This boy was definitely
not boring. A little creepy, sure. But not boring.
She started a little when he turned back to her. "...Giant...cupcake..." Huh. She contemplated that thought a bit before a couple things happened at once. The boy hollered the name 'Cam' while a bad smell was starting to reach her. She saw the boy hop off his seat and head to another student. Cam, perhaps?
The student was carrying a bucket, filled with a silver goo that was causing the stink. Wait...that wasn't-
No. It couldn't be... Her eyes bugged out of her head as she saw the creepy boy plunge his hands into the bucket. They came out covered in, yes, poo. She watched him bring his hands up and take a big sniff. Oh wow.
Ew, ew,, ewwww.
Yep, she sure could pick 'em. She was never going to talk to a stranger again.