"Becaaauseeeee Aunt Luuucccy, I miss my other Aunt Lucy so dearly, I figured whhyyy not, EH? Do you ever plan to grow yourself a mustache??" he asked curiously, taking one step closer to her to see if there was any hair growing under that nose of her. Mustache hm... did she have a mustache? He couldn't see any hair. Awwe. WELL TOO BADDD.
She would be his Aunt Lucy forever, mustache ORRRR not.
"Ohhh well you're SUPPOSE to like it but, but," he gave Reese a DEATHLY stare,
"WAITWHAT? Noooo poiiiison at ALL. Toxic... hmm well I don't know." And she started patting his head. PATTING. HIS. HEAD.
"WaaaAIIIT you're losing me BRAAIN CELLZZZZ," he yelled in panic, immediately slapping his Aunt Lucy's hand away from his head.
But he soon got distracted from Jack who--EWWWWWWWWWW. WHAT WAS THAT?! He put a hand over his mouth--no, two hands now and watched as he kissed Reese on the cheek, then proceeding to make vomiting sounds. Jack Fritzera, hm... fed about 50 doses of love potion a day...? BECAUSE KISSING A REESE UPSTEAD WAS ABOUT THE LAST THING ANYONE WOULD DO.
"Psssttt don't worry Jack, I'll save yeeeh from your doom soon," he whispered ever so softly so Reese wouldn't hear.
He looked back at Reese and he totally scoffed at her comment of him.
"'Course Reese, I SOOOOO have a gift for you. Totally," he told her, taking out one small trunk from above and opening it, revealing some sort of a doll compartment, filled with an assortment of doll-making tools, some powder, and of course, several action figures.
Yes yes, his dad taught him some doll-makin' SKEEELZZZZ for the remaining summer because well... YEAH. Out from the trunk, he immediately grabbed a
Reese doll he'd made HIMSELF over the summer.
"Heeere ya go, heh," he said with an innocent smile.
Little did she know that the head of the Reese doll would eventually explode, like SERIOUSLY KABOOOOMMMM. When? Where? He didn't know. It was really some sort of a prototype. It could have happened next year. Or the next day. Anywhere anytime. Well the head was gonna explode alright. GONNA EXPLOOOODEEE.
"OH OH OHHH and Jack, I have a GIFT for you too. Ya know. I made a gift for both of ya, 'cause you're a couple now," he winked... feeling like he just puked in the inside, because that sentence was SOO... UGH. BUT HE NEEDED TO GET JACK OUT OF THAT LOVE POTION NAOOOOO. He actually cared for the Gryffindor Captain and he wasn't going to let Reese eat him alive, like the true alien she was. Hmph. And out from the trunk he took out a
punching telescope, yes it was a
PUNCHING TELESCOPE, and he was PRETTY SURE that it could KNOCK HIM OUT OF THE LOVE POTION EFFECT.
And it was pirate-decorated. He decorated it himself of course, because well... he might have known what
punching telescopes looked like.
Captain Jack had his own pirate telescope. He smiled all soo innocently again. Laik seriously, his gifts were fer sure so innocent and not so dangerous looking that... THEY HAD TO FALL FOR IT RIGHT???
He eyed Livvy at last YAY.
"IT DID SMELL GOOD, RIGHT?!" but soon frowned when he realized she was talking sarcastically.
"You just broke my heart Livvy," sniff,
"BROKE. MY. HEART." And he dramatically put his face on his Aunt Lucy's arm.