haha i loved this bit:
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Top 10 Reasons Why LOTR is better than HP:
10. Spiders are way scary! And snakes! And faces popping out of the back of heads! And orcs... I mean.... shhhh
9. Elves are pretty. *pets* We likes it.
8. Gimli was funny... hairy women.... hahahahahahaha haha ha
7. Your dad will go see it with us. And actually want to be there.
6. Frodo and Bilbo and Samwise are really FUN words to say. Say Bilbo ten times fast.
5. Legolas! *marries him and has 15 elven bebes*
4. New Zealand is pretty, as are special effects.
3. No sisters have been lost to unfortunate Internet addictions over this series.
2. Ents are the freaking coolest things ever. No really... they are TREES that TALK.
1. You don't have to wait to read the next book.