Campy?! WUT. Cam didn't even like camping at all and just adding a y to that word didn't make it any better. But the guy agreed that he could call him Cedar which was awesome because nature was just ... awesome like that? Maybe the guy liked camping, yeah... and camping was part of nature toooo so it was probably OK with him? Suuure. Sure. Cam took another bite of chocolate before Cedar just told him... that he was a Slytherpuff.

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN.

Slytherpuff?! NOOOO. Cam didn't do good with Slytherpuffs because they were simply too evil for his own good. Maybe... he was lying? Yeah hopefully he was just joking and everything. "You don't know about this ... but," he made a dramatic pause, "I'm a Slytherpuffdorclaw!" It was true, yup. Because he was like that.

"But don't tell anyone Cedar, or you'll... immediately die after you say it!" Yes yessss! He moved in closer and whispered out, "'Cause it's top secret in-for-ma-tion."

Teeeeeheee! "Uhhh sure, where do ya want to go?"

..AND THEN SUDDENLY WAS MET BY A DANGEROUS RABID WOMAN. Reese Selena Upstead. HMPH. Cam didn't want to start a fight so he simply looked upright and pretended to not even notice the... meaniebobeaniewhoateazuchinniandworebikinis! "I'm sorry, Cedar, but... did you hear someone?" Yes, Cam was a SLYTHERIN.