Jane smiled despite the fact that it did not do anything to help with the pain. She took another piece of candy from the bag. She unwrapped the wrapper for the licorice wand. She thought that if it was any softer it would pass off as black spaghetti and they could eat it like in 'Lady and the Tramp'. Oh, she dreamed alot of things. They were mostly happily ever afters.

"So...what do people usually do on dates?"Jane wondered innocently , having not been on one herself.