Vindictus snatched the parchment out of Dominic's hand and squinted his eyes. "Your penmanship needs some work, Denton. Your scrawl looks like a fine spiderweb and the words are the size of gnats," he snidely remarked and managed to make out two words. "You rhymed 'you' with 'loo' - oh, how original. Bravo!"

He tried to read it again but gave up. "Sorry, mate. Your writing has given me a headache," he said and offered the paper back to Dominic.