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Whitterz 
Lima listened to him with a frown on her face. Poor boy, he really had no idea. "Well, Jake... Love DOES exist. And generally girls have boyfriends if they feel love for them. And the boyfriends love the girls back. They are their girlfriends." OMG she felt so patronizing.
"See, it might seem like it at times, but that's how it really is, Jake. And you will feel it one day when you meet that special girl."
Okay, she was officially his mother now.
Closing his eyes and shaking his head, Jake covered his ears.
"No, no, NO!" he raised his voice on the last word.
"Not true! Liiiiieeeessssss... Love is not real!" Why couldn't she see that. Jake had spent so long working it out and his theory seemed most plausible.
PeopleareweirdpeopleareweirdpeopleareWEIRD!
Finally fitting the pieces together, Jake looked up with dawning realisation.
"But... no-one loves me."