 Qaz, Tobi's a Gryffie, he just likes green a lot. NeeNee Omniscient Omnipotent Pie Maker
One needs to appreciate the irony of Tobias Avalon the Man Mountain, relying on Tiny-Tino Kolytris deliver the Heimlich Manouver and save his calamitous life.
Tino only came up to Tobi's sternum.... So as Tino was reaching and pulling, Tobi was pretty sure he was going to die.
I never told Nurse Brooks-Byron I loved her. I never gave Aggie her new boots! I never played on the Quidditch Team! I never made a signature Tobi Avalon Dessert! MY LIFE HAS BEEN WASTED!!!
With an almighty heave, Tino must have been successful, because Tobi hacked, coughed, spat up the acorn and a bit of mucus that went flying in the general direction of -
OH NO! SCARY MAN! It's FLYING AT SCARY MAN! I should have just left it where it was! Death by acorn isn't such a bad way to go!
The Acorn flew through the air in slow motion over the heads of a student or two and hit the Professor squarely in the chest. Tobi winced, his shoulders coming up around his ears as the acorn bounced off and landed a foot away bouncing merrily along the floor, bounce, [wince] bounce [wince] coming to stop not two feet away from Tobi himself. Also not extending Tobi's life expectancy was the large glob of mucus that landed on Professor Scary Man's Shimmery Shoe. Now a Sticky Shoe.
NOW would be a VERY good time to get that spell right. Tobi started waving his wand in the general direction of the Scary Man.
"Protego!" He whimpered. "PLEASE, Protego!"
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