"Don't worry, it'll all be worthwhile whilst I'm around," said Shane to Maddie with a dramatic gesture of his arms. He seemed to have filled up his stomach with enough food to now talk to those around him. "Everything is much more exciting to just because I'm around. You should all know I'm anything but boring." He put on his slightly crooked grin. Shane was never modest but always arrogant.

"It's amazing anyone can even put up with you, you know that? Your head's so big, I can't believe we're all in the same room," said Raquel shaking her head before turning back to Maddie. "I can promise you, it'll be a great break but not because of that baboon."

"Baboon?" asked Shane rubbing his chin. "I look nothing like a baboon! I'm actually much better looking and more attractive than a baboon. All the girls love me."

"Yeah, in your head."