Introducing the one and only...
BanaBatGirl!
Interviewer (Zoe): Tangerine
Interviewee (Roro): Medium Orchid

*grabs her broomstick and sets off for the next victim’s MotW’s house* Heeello everyone! Welcome to our latest edition of our lovely Member of the Week interviews! Today, we will be having some down-time with our current Hufflepuff Quidditch Captain, BanaBatGirl! Yeeehaw! *crashes her broom into the roof of the interviewee’s house* Oopsies!
YAY for crashing things! And brooms!

heehee. I can zoom out and do it to the other side if you want me too. Buuut, I think we better kick this interview gear and send it to the moon. Don’tcha think? *grins* Of course you do! So … … what is your name, Miss Captain of the ‘Puffs?
Umm … well … my full name? You really wanna hear it all? *takes a deep breath* And here we go … My legal name is Mrs. Bruce Wayne. Maiden name: Amy Rorosaurus Rayro Pretzel Crazy Banana Girl. The First. And besides that, there are some oddballs out there that call me Rachel. You don’t know them though. Oh, and can’t forget G-Fish Gangstress. Yup. Oh yeah, and I’ve been mistakenly called Rapunzel/Punzel/Punzie/Pretzel before...ahhahaha. And once I was confused for Gracie. But I shall stop babbling about my nonsensical nicknames now. OH last one. Dancing Queen Batgirl. Durr, how could I forget that? *shups for real*

Ahahaha! Don’t worry about it darling, the people just love you so much you have the most awesome names ever! So with you having sooo many names, that sounds to me like you are a busy person. What do you do on SS?
I toodle around, spamming everywhere I can, breaking rules, typing in white ... you know, the usual. Oh, and I can haz rule over a Quidditch team, Division Headness at the Ministry, Presidency o’ the Gred/Forge Fan Club, Activities Officer o’ Moody’s Club, and Promotions Officerness o’ Hagrid’s.

We certainly have a busy one here folks! *giggles* And how did you find the one and only SnitchSeeker.com? I have heard that many people found the site in many various ways. GOGOGO! You have … five seconds to answer. *smirks*
Five seconds?! *hyperventilates* To be honest, my cousin like forced me to join. I was a total internet newb who had a love/hate relationship with Facebook ... and then she was like, "GO! NOW! SORTING!"

Okay. You’ll get ten then. *is feeling loveable today*
YAY! More time to explain! So about three months after she poked me to join, I did. And the rest is awesome. Like me! Oh, and I read the rules one kajillion times because I was paranoid about breaking them. SS used to seem so strict for some reason.

Oooh, really?! Then your cousin deserves an enormous glomp from the Zomeister! … Aaand when you are not on SS, what can your stalkers fans see you doing?
Aww. She’ll see this, I’m sure. Uhmmm I have fans?! Who wants an autograph? Huh? Huh? I can do joined-up writing now, yeh know! If they really stalk me, they know I like to write, Photoshop, go to school, and edit other peoples’ grammar?

Excellent! Well … I hope you do know that when this interview is done, your payment for me coming over is an autograph and a million and one banana cream pies. You know that, right? Okay. When I say the word comedy, what is the first word that comes to your mind? *thinks she might know this one*
OMIGOSH! Bananannananaas. Comedy, first word? Central? Like, Comedy Central, you know.

haha! Well, you’re going to need those bananas for my banana cream pies. You should get working on those soon. *is seriously not kidding around here* I know what you’re talking about! I thought that you would’ve said The Office, buuut that was just to give me a reason to bring it up. heehee. So … The Office – don’tcha just looove that show?
LOL. I’ve never made banana cream pie ... yet ... but I heard it works wonders if you smush it in your face. *whistles* So yes’m, I will work on that for you if you share. Now onto the Office ... YESSSS! LOVE that show! I even met one of the stars/writers of it! TEEHEE!

Oooh. Tell us about your experience(s)? OMG! DID YOU MEET THE DUDE WHO PLAYS JIM?!? *is totally in love with that guy* Last question and it’s time for some Harry Potter-related talk. Okay? Okay. What came first – the chicken or the egg?
No I did NOT meet Jon Krasinski, unfortunately. Cos he IS a cutie. *giggles at your love struck face* It was BJ Novak, who plays Ryan Howard "the temp" and he totally did a funny stand-up routine. I wish he’d come back. Oh, and the answer to that is OBVVVVVIOUSLY the egg. Seriously people, eggs can just pop up and then lil’ chickies hatch OR you can have ‘em for breakfast! The egg, I mean, not the chickies. Disclaimer: I do NOT eat lil baby chickies. Just sayin.

Aww nuts! Well … if you do ever get to meet him … give him this for me, okay? *hands over her address so he can write* *ahem* Say heeello to the HARRY POTTER questions, Roro! *hits the awesome Law & Order DUN DUN button thingamabob* When did you become a crazy Harry Potter fan girl?
*gigglesnorts* Will do. Oh, and I didn’t know you lived at the North Pole? Srsly? OMGEEEE the Law & Order sound! I love that DUN DUN scene transition thingy! Can I have one?!?! *flails* *swings back on topic rill fast* Uhhhhhm I read the first book in like...1999. My uncle bought the first three for us for Christmas of 98 and he was like, "They’re all the rage in Britain." And we were like, "Where?" Cos I was a fourth-grader. But then I read them over the summer and I absolutely adddddored them! I love the plot and humor and characters and J.K. Rowling’s ability to take you away from your problems more than anything else.

RORO! SHH! People can’t know about that about meee! *now has to go back to Schrucklenoofer for another million years undercover* But yesss, you can have one too. That’ll cost another million and one pies though. … Since you just love the books as much as I do, do you have any favourite characters?
*gets a globe to look up Schruklenoffawot* A million AND ONE?! Geez. Can’t be happy with just a million. *grumble mumbles* My favorite characters are ... Fred and George. And Sirius. And Hagrid. And Ron. And all the Weasleys. And Harry. And Cedric. *swoooooons* And Dumbledore is cool. Even though he’s weird. I just realized that I have issues picking favorites.

Good luck finding Schrucklenoofer. You’ll NEVER find it. Bwahahaha! EEEP! CEDRIC! R-PATTZ! EDWARD! *faints*
YES! CURT! And I have good geography skillz, yo. Just really poor geology skills.

haha. All I’ll say is good luck – you’ll need it finding that place. *winks at Ali and Fwopstickles* … So what if your favourite Harry Potter book and film? Which do you prefer – the books or the movies?
*eyes you* Welllllll I definitely prefer the books over the movies. Ugh. There’s just too many details missing in the movies for me to really enjoy them. I mean, I can appreciate the ah, cinematic artistic qualities to some of them ... but I boo every time Emma Watson comes on Jussssst kidding! And so my favorite book would have to be ... Prisoner of Azkaban or Deathly Hallows. I need to re-read DH though ... it’s been a year ... but I liked how it ended. Mostly. ‘Cept for FRED DYING!!!!1!1!1!!!!1!!!

I know what you mean about Fred! Just GRR! The twins aren’t twins anymore with just one of them being alive. We should TOTALLY revive him someday. ... If you were able to create a brand new House in Hogwarts, what would you name that House and why?
WE WILLLLLL! In the F&GWFC. Well, he’ll always be alive in my heart anyway. Oooh such a hard question ... I would name it ... Huffleclawagrifferin. To have the best of every world. And notice Hufflepuff is first, durrrrr, ’cos it pwns the others.

*giggles* I like that name. However, I am totally in love with my imaginary Pygmy Puff House. Speaking of little creatures like that – if I were able to change you into any magical creature from the Harry Potter books, which creature would you insist that I change you to?
Omigosh! Pygmy Puff house?! GENIUS! Although that makes me think that we’d all be tiny ... like ... pygmies. I would want to be ... an abraxan please. Horses are awesome AND these ones can fly. Yep. NO WAIT! Phoenix, changed my mind. They have like eternal lives and super awesome powers AND they’re good singers (which I’m not) soooo I’d go with phoenix.

Oooh! Phoenixes are purrrdy! Hmm. *pokes her brain* Just a few mooore questions and then I have a surprise for you. *nodnod* What is the function of a rubber duck? If Quidditch was played like in the real world and you were able to make your own team, what would you choose for the team name?
I luff surprises! And yep, both those creatures are purdy. And a rubber duck serves to show us how to float and/or tis Ernie the Sesame Street puppet’s best friend. My own Quidditch Team Name? Hmmm.....*rubs chin* I’d have to go with...The Winners Puff Power Almighty Rorosaurusus GOT IT! The McAwesomes: To Infinity and Beyond!

OMG! Can I be on the teeeam?! Pwetty pwease? *promises she won’t hit anyone with her beater’s bat on purpose*
But of course! Your spot is guaranteed! *high-fives* Oh wait, if I let you join you have to reduce the number of banana cream pies I owe you first.

Wooowhooo! It’s a deal! *changes the number to nine hundred thousand, nine hundred, and ninety-nine banana cream pies* … Okay. Are you ready for your surprise?
Aren’t you just clever. *sticks out tongue* YESH! Surprise time! Is it my own Batmobile?!

Your Batmobile? Uhh … *looks around* I can give you my broom, but I’m going to need that for later…. *panics* BUUUT! Maybe if you answer this one question you’ll get a Batmobile. So, our last MotW, LisaPotter1125, has a question just for you! Here is your question: What new likes or dislikes have you discovered about yourself since joining SS, and what would you give to change it.
Okaaaay, I guess I’ll try and come up with an answer. I totally knew this was coming ... and I’m still thinking. Gosh, Lisa! New likes ... umm ... I am a smilie and User Note addict, apparently, which was not something I knew before joining SS. Also, I like ellipses a lot (the little ... thingies) and I HATE poor grammar even more than I thought possible. What would I change since joining SS? Probably the fact that I spend faaaar too much time on the internet. And I’m probably not as as I should be. But! I would never change the fact that I’ve met so many other incredible nerds Harry Potter fans and ya’ll are the best. I love the SS community. Srsly.

Wonderful answer, Roro! Now guess what. It is YOUR turn to ask a question for our next MotW.
Ooooh thankoo. Now my question. *cackles and rubs hands together evilly* If you had to go by ONLY your SS user name for the rest of your life, how would that name represent you and how would you introduce yourself to people? Good question, no? But now, ye Library mods should pick a MotW who has a crazehcomplicated name.

Bwahaha! Veeery good question, my darlin’! I’m sure that the next MotW will just love that one! So … it’s that time we should say good bye to the people. Sad, I know. But your Batmobile is waiting outside for you.
Awww I dunnn wanna say good bye! *snifffles* But whaaat? Batmobile?!?! That’s my signal! Later kiddos! *smooches all round and dashes out the door, cape swishing in the wind*

And that ladies and germs is our one and only BanaBatGirl! Now … *jumps on her broom* … I must fly off to the North Pole and … relocate. Roro might find me much faster now with that Batmobile! *flies through the hole in the ceiling* Until next time! *flies off into the pretty blue sky*