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Kaos.Doodles · 10-05-2008, 10:10 PM

September 3rd 2066
5:14pm

We won.

WE WON.

WE WON THEE WARRR

Like durr. It wasn't even a challenge it was OBVIOUS we would win.

No one can beat Prince Legend.

Anyway I haven't put much in you for a while. Well too bad for you. I got more important stuff to do. And since Im not making any money from this autobiography yet your not really that important now are you?
No.
Duh.

So over the summer I did summer stuff. I went to America with all these people that I consider to be my family but technically if you like took blood test they really wouldn't be my family yet we still call them family for some strange reason.
So yeah.

Annddddd....I made some new enemies!
But first how we won the war.

So it was like a 'showdown'. Me and Jordan against Penguin and Mucas. And it was like..
dundundundun.

THEN me and Jordan took out our water guns. And so did Penguin and Mucas. The only thing is.
Our water guns didn't have water.
They had the Yucklimanator in them.

So we like sprayed their eyes and they started to run around like little BABIES!
and they were CRYING!
It was priceless.
Of course Penguin claimed it was just because the Yucklimanator stung his eyes but of course we knew better.
We know now for sure that NO ONE will mess with us again.

Sooo I should tell you how I got a new enemy huh?
Gabriel Mae.
HE BIT ME!
Katie is turning that kid evil I swear!!!

Thats about it I guess. I don't wanna write about my summer because I DON'T WANT TO.
Too bad for you huh?
Can't hear about the amazingness that happened.

I better talk about the babies.
Me and Lex and Ty and Miguel are gonna get to name them. I don't even want them to be BORN so why should I name them?! Seriously I would rather have another Tyson he isn't bad at all...anymore.Id even rather have another MIGUEL and he SUCKS! But yeah...my grandma was all "Would you rather that the babies died." And that would be aaaa...
No.
I don't want them to die.
Just to be put up for adoption.

But RaeMom (new name for her) wouldn't do that.
So I came up with names for them.
I DO NOT
want two boys OR two girls.
So I am assuming that it's gonna be one boy and one girl. I guess. That way it will be easier to try to sell them to young couples because come couples might not like boys so then can get the girl (who WOULDN'T like boys!?!?) and some don't like girls so they can get the boy.

Simple right?

So just in case you two little boogers are reading this in the future here are the names I have chosen:
Boy = Scott
Girl = Piper

And to me they shall be known and Snot and Pooper?
Got it?
Good!
So if you too little boogers are reading this (when you are older and this is published)
those were your original names before I sold you.

Annd
TWO MORE DAYS!
Until I am officially 9 years old!

Isn't that awesome?
Well until then this Prince has to do some homework that Miss Hairnet assigned.

I seez byez!

- Awesome almost Birthday Boy

10-05-2008, 10:10 PM	#35 (permalink)
Kaos.Doodles SS Featured Author Clabbert Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Vaes Dothrak Posts: 19,236 Hogwarts RPG Name: Takeru Asakura Third Year x5 x7	thank you step and foofoo <3333333 ★ BabyQuad ★ PERRY THE PLATYPUS ★ Ern's Fave ★ dangerous with brooms ★ September 3rd 2066 5:14pm We won. WE WON. WE WON THEE WARRR Like durr. It wasn't even a challenge it was OBVIOUS we would win. No one can beat Prince Legend. Anyway I haven't put much in you for a while. Well too bad for you. I got more important stuff to do. And since Im not making any money from this autobiography yet your not really that important now are you? No. Duh. So over the summer I did summer stuff. I went to America with all these people that I consider to be my family but technically if you like took blood test they really wouldn't be my family yet we still call them family for some strange reason. So yeah. Annddddd....I made some new enemies! But first how we won the war. So it was like a 'showdown'. Me and Jordan against Penguin and Mucas. And it was like.. dundundundun. THEN me and Jordan took out our water guns. And so did Penguin and Mucas. The only thing is. Our water guns didn't have water. They had the Yucklimanator in them. So we like sprayed their eyes and they started to run around like little BABIES! and they were CRYING! It was priceless. Of course Penguin claimed it was just because the Yucklimanator stung his eyes but of course we knew better. We know now for sure that NO ONE will mess with us again. Sooo I should tell you how I got a new enemy huh? Gabriel Mae. HE BIT ME! Katie is turning that kid evil I swear!!! Thats about it I guess. I don't wanna write about my summer because I DON'T WANT TO. Too bad for you huh? Can't hear about the amazingness that happened. I better talk about the babies. Me and Lex and Ty and Miguel are gonna get to name them. I don't even want them to be BORN so why should I name them?! Seriously I would rather have another Tyson he isn't bad at all...anymore.Id even rather have another MIGUEL and he SUCKS! But yeah...my grandma was all "Would you rather that the babies died." And that would be aaaa... No. I don't want them to die. Just to be put up for adoption. But RaeMom (new name for her) wouldn't do that. So I came up with names for them. I DO NOT want two boys OR two girls. So I am assuming that it's gonna be one boy and one girl. I guess. That way it will be easier to try to sell them to young couples because come couples might not like boys so then can get the girl (who WOULDN'T like boys!?!?) and some don't like girls so they can get the boy. Simple right? So just in case you two little boogers are reading this in the future here are the names I have chosen: Boy = Scott Girl = Piper And to me they shall be known and Snot and Pooper? Got it? Good! So if you too little boogers are reading this (when you are older and this is published) those were your original names before I sold you. Annd TWO MORE DAYS! Until I am officially 9 years old! Isn't that awesome? Well until then this Prince has to do some homework that Miss Hairnet assigned. I seez byez! - Awesome almost Birthday Boy __________________ {act like you know me, but you never will}__{but there's one thing that I know for sure} {i'll show you} Last edited by Kissing.Doves; 05-07-2010 at 09:49 PM.