As he was spinning in the air, propelled by bodily gases, Ryan could only think Uhhh.....so this is awkward and embarrassing.

Wonderful. But he had an idea. He heard the Hufflepuff captain screaming something and saw her covering her mouth and nose. MWAHAHAA. He could use this stank as a weapon. So, he decided to use his bum as a rudder and used it to help him steer and propel back toward the captain, and he snagged the quaffle again.

And he zoomed toward the hoops. ZOOOOOOM.