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Old 07-10-2008, 09:27 PM   #104 (permalink)
Berty Borr


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Lord Borr rubbed his forehead with his free hand, the shirt of Kingston still hovering precariously over Poop's head. "You all sound like a pack of rabid hyenas that have eaten a barrel of sugar. Just -- shut the whole between your chin and nose and let me HANDLE the SITUATION how I see fit."


Lord Borr was a generous, forgiving, kind hearted man. He slapped the house elf with the shirt, and then other house elf with the backswing. "GET OUT OF MY OFFICE YOU VILE CREATURES! GET OUT! I'll find an elf WORTHY of me and NEITHER of you are IT! Both mind washed! Should be destroyed if you ask me!!" Why no one was asking him, Lord Borr would never know.


Lord Borr tossed Kingston's shirt back to him and when he turned noted the kid with no pants on. He raised an eyebrow, but didn't really want to know what happened. He just didn't want to know. "I'll grant your wish. You find out who did this for homework." Lord Borr threw his hands up in a frenzy of impatience.

"Come. We still have much to learn!" Lord Borr parted the sea of students like a bowling bowl hitting the pins at the end of a lane. "BACK TO THE CLASSROOM, MEN!"


Follow Lord Borr back to class for more educational life lessons.
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