Ryan watched the back and forth between Vindictus and Amelia, his head looking back and forth as though he were watching a ping pong match.

Ping

Pong

Ping

Pong

Finally, he snapped back to reality, and noticed that his eyes had glazed over. He blinked a few times and shook his head lightly.

Ryan almost fell off of whatever it was he was sitting on when he heard about this Wystan woman. Before he could stop himself, he shouted, "There's a convicted felon teaching the girls how to fly?!?!" Wow. His jaw had dropped and drool was beginning to slither down his face, winding in between his stubble (which had taken 3 days to grow, mind you). Yuck.