"I know everyone that has ever lived," Lord Borr yawned again. Though, he'd only met a few truly important enough people to bother remembering. "Let me give you some advice, Mr. Wendleworth." Lord Borr sighed and shook his head solemnly. "Life is not fair. Not all the time. If you find your life, or in this case your seating arrangement, below your standards, then do something about it! Carpentry is no career route to turn your nose up at! Go my boy! Build yourself a suitable place to sit!"
__________________  Someone unimportant whose name slips my memory made this signature. Twas Lady Borr who did it, sir! Boor's bringin' sexy back and yall just hatin' Kingston: Marry me my lord. We're perfect for each other. |