What do You Sleep in? 98. Pajamas



Professor Snape sounds the alarm. The teachers come running in their pajamas and dressing gowns.

“What happened, Minerva? Dumbledore asks.

“Sirius Black! He got into Gryffindor House. Sirius tried to stab Ron Weasley.”

Snape walks up. His billowing robes blowing around him exposing his legs and gray underpants.

“I warned you something like this would happen,” Snape bellows. “We all know where Lupin’s loyalties lie. He can’t be trusted.”

“I can assure you I didn’t help Sirius get into Gryffindor House,” Lupin says.

“Professor Snape, where are you pajamas,” Minerva inquires.

“I don’t wear pajamas.”

“Don’t you get cold, Minerva asks.”