Cassandra walked to the suggestion box, with a piece of parchment, she re-read it to make sure it was alright:

A Poem to MO Agatha Swensa
by Cassandra C. Trelawney

We are all Hogwarts students
Four Houses, One School
We're smart, We're Loud
The Corridors we rule

So I'd like to take the time
to point out all our staff
and once the list is over
you'll think, but you won't laugh

Our Headmistress is great
She teaches DADA
Her leadership's important to us
Her name's Cassandra Rae

Her husband teaches Charms
He's such a snappy dresser
Doyle Branxton is his name
But to us, he's just Professor

There is one subject taught
that sometimes I learn is tragic
It's taught by Anjelica Lainey
who rocks History of Magic

When saddness fills my heart
or I need someone's psychology
I go talk to Armand Erikson
My Professor of Herbology

His wife I must confess
Most students love to mock
But as a seer, she's the best
She's Natasha Blaylock

When gazing at the Stars in class
I'm as quiet as a mouse,
for Professor Edward Forrester's
The Slytherin Head of House

When smart we want to be
and by other schools not outdone
we excel in Arithmancy thanks to
Professor Macadrian Shackleton

We know to protect ourselves
and not make our cauldrons a disaster
Adam Dresden taught us well
He's the Hogwats Potions Master

Transfiguration is most complex,
It's magic to help you hide
This complex class was made simple
and it's taught by Danni Pride

Ancient Runes is tough as well,
I'd love to take out a bazooka
And blast those little rocks,
but I admire Allegra DeLuca

There are creatures who fly,
some landbound and some marine.
I love to learn how to care for creatures
in class with Ophelia Maline

Quidditch matches are played
over a large oval-shaped pitch
Maximus Vindictus oversees them
and they go off without a hitch

There's Professor Kyle Carter
Who teaches Muggle Studies
Although I do not attend the class,
it's loved by my muggleborn buddies.

When it's the quiet I crave,
or learn what's a septuagenarian
I turn to one person alone,
Angela Kohan, our Librarian

When boys decide to duel
and their faces, each other pummel
to one person they may go,
School Nurse Ariana Numel

When Fabian Clark came to Hogwarts
we heard some very strange sounds
but now we know it's all fine
he was just keeping the grounds.

And no one is as nice
or cares for the campus deeper
Than Maddison Daaé
The other Groundskeeper

Finally there's Caretaker Flynn
who watches if you out of bed
He doesn't want harm to come
To students if their dorms they've fled.

So I hope this poem helped,
and your mind is now made clear
We students love ALL our staff
and want them back next year.

Cassandra then folded the parchment and placed it in the suggestion box. She stood there looking at it for a moment, and then took off for her next class.


ooc: septuagenarian: someone whose age is in the seventies