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Old 08-07-2007, 05:29 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Default Drabble 7: Muggle Studies
The REAL Sorting Hat: "Ravenclaw!" This monkey is bananas.

The Ravenclaw Common Room was bustling with students preparing for their Muggle Studies examination. Stacks of magazines could be seen tottering on the edge of chairs and tables, while they prepared. A young boy, who looked no older than 13 asked,

"What's the function of a rubber duck?"

The crowd went silent as they thought of the answer before the answer came,

"It's a duck which swims in the bathtub with you." A girl replied in a shy voice, frowning slightly. The room roared with laughter as she scurried towards her books and hid behind them blushing. "Sorry." She muttered.
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