Professor Light looked around the classroom. Stagefright, apparently. She shrugged her shoulders and bounced up. "Alright, then I'll go first! Caitlin, an extremely nice Hufflepuff has agreed to act with me, the weird ex-Ravvie Muggle Studies teacher... and together, we came up with..."

Professor Light paused and turned around, grabbing a stick from the corner of the room.

"The policeman with hidden Ninja skills vs. the Young wipper snapper who stole that old ladie's purse.... or something like that."

Professor Light cleared her throat and began.
___________________

(I'm the old lady)

Professor Light crouched down with her stick that she used like a crane a brandished in in the air. She changed her robes to hot pink and gave the police hat to Caitlin.

In a high pitched old lady type of voice she began. "Heeeeellppp meeee! Helllppp meee!!! That lousy, no good, raggmuffin, whipper snapper stole my purseeeee!!! I had pictures of all my grandchildren and my 20 cats in there!!! I miss you already Snickers.... And... oh lord help me... my coupons for free denture paste!!!"

Professor Light/old lady caught sight of an office standing by. "Sirrrrr! Kind sir. Please, help meeee!!! She wacked the officer on the shoulder with her cane. "A boy has stolen my purse... I can't go on. Your the only one who can help me!"