#47—Portkey

“Lucius, don’t!”

Lucius picked up a pile of parchment. “What is slash?”

“It’s fanfiction that us canon characters refuse to speak of, written by Those-Who-Should-Be-Denied-A-Quill. You don’t want to know.”

“I don’t? But you know what it is, Narcissa? How?”

“Please don’t make me relive it.”

“Wait, it says here that I touch the portkey and I get transported to a house where…OH MY GOD!!!”

“I told you not to read it. You never listen to me.”

“Who’s having my baby? How is that possible?”

“Honey, you’re getting all shrieky. Just stop thinking about it. It’ll only make it worse.”