A small group of people, who includes the Narrator, B2M, Harry, Ron, Hermione and Neville, were sitting in a corner of the bonfire... B2M said, "I brought marshmallows... Who wants some???"
She put the marshmallows in sticks and gave it to each one of them. Ron asked, "What's this for?" And he began playing with it... "It's for eating, did you know?" Hermione replied.
"Oh, yeah?" The marshmallow fell down to the ground but Ron still picked it up and ate it. "Hmmm...yeah...'tis good."
They were all trying not to look disgusted as the three founders along with Snape approached them.
"What's with the ruckus? Deal."
"Nothing, your Evilness. We just had a funnily evil moment, is all."
"You four, git..." Snape said coldly to the students.
"Aw... Come on now, Snapey... They're harmful wittle children... Let it be," Lotus said.
"Yes, yes... You know what, darlin'? Why don't we just play a game," Cass suggested.
"Okay... What? Not Quidditch, please... I don't want to lose my clothes again!!!" He looked at his robes and thought about his previous experience at the Teacher-Student quidditch match. The thoughts made him shudder.
"It's simple, my love." And Cass held Snape's hand. "Ooh... your hands are so soft... What do you use?"
"Jergen's, of course"[How did he know that???]
"We are gonna do thumb wrestling."
"Ooh... wrestling... Where???" Flitwick appeared riding on a pogo stick. "Ooh... s'mores... can I have some???"
"Sure," B2M gave him one.
Any who... Cass and Snape fought... It lasted for about an hour... Snape put up a pretty impressive fight for a beginner, and he eventually won...
"Whoopee... I won... I won... It's my birthday... It's my birthday..." Snape jumped up and did the funky chicken.
"Aww... my s'mores were burnt... Who wants some???" When Flitwick saw Snape, he felt bad, so he glanced at the students and winked. "Come here, Severus."
Snape bowed very lowly to reach Flitwick... Suddenly, Harry, Ron, Hermione and Neville grabbed Snape while Flitwick force-fed him with Burnt s'mores... Afterwards, they all ran away...
"Why you little?!?!" Cass exclaimed while Lotus began to break into tears. "Oh... Snapey... what have they done to you???"
"Come on. Let's get them. Deal." And the Elite Evil FF Darers [The narrator went along] went after the students and Flitwick, altogether forgetting about Snape who pretended that he fainted.
Colin Creevey then appeared and tried to wake up Snape. "Uncle, you okay? What happened?"
"Not to worry, Herman, I'm fine. I really enjoyed burnt s'mores, been eating them since I was a slimy kid. Did I say "slimy"? Anyways, I did that act so I can get away from them for a bit... We better leave now before they return, I have to save what's left of my dignity!!!"
Snapey got a happy ending. Not the same for Harry, Ron, Hermione and Neville who, that night, knew the real power of the Evil Elite.

Zymurgy's dare:
1) Colin Creevey must suddenly reveal that his real name is "Herman," and that he's Snape's nephew.
2) Flitwick must jump rope, swim, do the hula hoop, blow soap bubbles, drink coffee, burn some marshmallows, use a pogo stick, and drive a muggle car of your choice.
3) Snape must be force fed s'mores.
4) McGonagall writes a letter of resignation to Dumbledore, full of the word "Evil."
5) Cassirin must teach Snape how to have a thumb war. Snape must win. Lotus must say, "Explain to me, again, why we are doing this?"
6) And FINALLY, it must all be set at a camping trip, and someone must curse all mosquitoes into oblivion, "In memory of Rita,"
Due date January 20th.