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aiangel327 · 02-15-2006, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Berty Borr

"Now, where were we. Yes, rhythm. In the course of your life you're going to be asked to go to many formal occassions and events. Usually at these events it is likely there will be dancing and fine dining. Just to break the ice and so you all can have a chance to rub elbows with a man such as myself, I'd like to teach you all the two step."

Lord Borr cleared his throat. "Let me demonstrate." He stepped to the left twice, then the right twice and followed it with a squatting move and a rear thrust backwards. "I don't expect any of you to be as good or as rhythmic as I, but you all can give it a try. Do you need to see it again? Go ahead and try!" He was out of breath as he finished up.

Jen's jaw dropped as 'Lord Borr' made some sort of movement that was supposed to resemble dancing. She had seen blind elephants with more coordination than this man. It was a struggle to keep herself from vomitting right then and there.

When Professor Hutchinson entered the classroom Jen shot a pleading look in her direction. Not that there was much the professor could do, but it was more of a reflex than anything.

It took all of Jen's self-control not to run out of the room screaming.

02-15-2006, 08:17 PM	#97 (permalink)
aiangel327 Augurey Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Thanks to Ama for th Posts: 11,932 Hogwarts RPG Name: Jennifer Kaye Wilson	Quote: Originally Posted by Berty Borr "Now, where were we. Yes, rhythm. In the course of your life you're going to be asked to go to many formal occassions and events. Usually at these events it is likely there will be dancing and fine dining. Just to break the ice and so you all can have a chance to rub elbows with a man such as myself, I'd like to teach you all the two step." Lord Borr cleared his throat. "Let me demonstrate." He stepped to the left twice, then the right twice and followed it with a squatting move and a rear thrust backwards. "I don't expect any of you to be as good or as rhythmic as I, but you all can give it a try. Do you need to see it again? Go ahead and try!" He was out of breath as he finished up. Jen's jaw dropped as 'Lord Borr' made some sort of movement that was supposed to resemble dancing. She had seen blind elephants with more coordination than this man. It was a struggle to keep herself from vomitting right then and there. When Professor Hutchinson entered the classroom Jen shot a pleading look in her direction. Not that there was much the professor could do, but it was more of a reflex than anything. It took all of Jen's self-control not to run out of the room screaming. __________________ Seventh Year\\Impromptu Dance Partier Hunter of vanished tortoises\\Don't mess, yo. Today your siggie is brought to you by the letters K,I,R,S,T,I and E.