*smacks Ottery* LoTR! I can't believe you didn't know that. Eowyn was so great. Had an unrequited love for the hero, one of the heros, dresses like a man to go into battle, and kills the Witch King which no man could kill and yells, "I am no man!" And then finds love in a noble man. Quite lovely, really.

I still really can't believe the Juliet thing. That's disturbing. Maybe one of us should write them - books.co.uk - and point out their disturbing mistakes.