Hi there! I looked through the poetry section and *sob* no limerics. Well, somebodys got to do it.

For those that don't know. A limeric is a poem structured AAbbAA. A being / --/--/-
and B being /---/ For those of you who can't read that, I'll give and example...

There was a young man named Hall,
Who fell in a spring in the fall,
T'would be a sad thing,
If he died in the spring,
But he DIDN'T he died in the fall!
- Anon.

So, here's for the first HP one!

There was a young lad named Harry,
Who's schooldays were wild and scarry,
He's been attacked,
And completly wacked,
But Dubledore to help won't tarry.

Now it's your turn! Good luck.