Ch. 4

Tex Shultz, a student from The States who'd started at Hogwarts the same year as Harry, stomped down the stairs from the boys' dorm steaming mad. He didn't appreciate being introduced this late in the story. In the common room he met a sight that made him forget all his problems. Hermione Granger, the most beautiful girl in the school, stood before him in a contoured sweater, err, jumper, and skirt short enough to be worthy of a daughter of the land that invented the mini. He mused, Her legs look particularly nice in that pink ultra shear.

His stare must have been longer and more obvious than he realized. She said in a good natured sneer, "Having a good time?"

"Uh, Ah beg you pardon Hermione. It's just that you look so good in pink pantyhose." To her confused look he explained, "Err, tights."

Tex himself was out of uniform, it being the weekend. He was dressed in blue denim pants, a snap closed checked shirt and desert brown Stetson hat. He looked much more at home in this rig than the traditional wizard's robe. "So how's Malfoy getting on?"

"Oh, he's fully recovered. It seems he was never all that mature to begin with so the spell didn't have to take him that far back. Did Professor Snape ever find out what happened to Voldomort?" Other than Harry and Dumbledor, Hermione and Tex were the only people at Hogwarts who could say the name out loud.

"Yea, turns out the messenger service from the developing lab made a mistake and sent Warner Brothers a section of sound track meant for Disney. Yako, Wako and Dot thought it was hilarious but Walt Jr. was furious. Well, can't stick around, gotta fly." And with that he went to the window where hovered a white furred back longer than the length of the window. He climbed on board and called out, "Geddiup!" and was gone.

End

This is HPgurl's dare.

*Voldemort thinks he is Tinkerbell for most of the story, you make up why.
*One of the Dementors, not Bill or Bob, thinks he/she/it? is a cow.
*The dragon/dog thnk from Neverending Story makes 3 or more appearances through out the story.
*Snape must be seen with a blue diaper bag with pink polka-dots, caring for a baby (not being mean to the baby, lol, being abnormally kind to him or her)
*Dumbledor must show up to dinner wearing a hula skirt over his robes, trying to teach Prof. Trelawny how to hula.
*Sidney Bristow (girl form Alias) makes an appearance in the story.
Due date: 4th Feb.

The dare did not include pink tights, but it just wouldn't seem like an Evil Elite Dare without pink tights.