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ArianaBlack · 06-17-2026, 03:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Kimothy

This just in! Ascella Archer makes Claude Botros-Giordano laugh the most! The world rejoices! His multiple admirers, however, do not. What a sad day for them. It's a good thing she was just the platonic love of his life! Also, it takes a nerd to know a nerd! Nerd.

But why oh why was he proclaiming such false accusations about her to the entire universe? Cella tried to pretend like this was an incredibly embarrassing ordeal - oh no, I'm a temptress caught in the act, what now! She had to conveniently gasp when he called her a feathered temptress, though. "No, no! Excuse me, I only use faux feathers." Cruelty-free accessories only. It's so important. "I do not condone false journalism, birdie. Any more and we will be taking the matter to Scotland Yard." Which was, by the way, just a few minutes walk away!

"No, I called you a chicken." Definitely not a ~~boar~~ bore. No silly goose allegations were being debunked today. Sorry to disappoint, Trafalgar Square (not sorry).

Cella would do a whole round of applause at his acceptance of her invite, but since she only had one free hand, she raised said hand and did a little clappy with her pointer finger and thumb. Teeny tiny clappy clap. "That's good. Although, if you decided not to join, I'd have named a seabird in your honour." And Cella would make sure to choose the flashiest yet clumsiest seabird of the flock. All just for him. How special! "I think your fin bros would hate to see me coming." She had to grin. How were they to fare around Brian Archer's nerdiest, always-asking-questions daughter? Cella thought it might be funny.

Only five minutes in and he's already mentioning another girl's name? This is grounds for divorce, Claudy. Cella had to tut jokingly. "If you need me to convince her, I fear you may be losing your touch." What?! Claude losing his charm?! "Do I need to find a date? I can't find a date that fast!" She tickled his arm at that, because she can.

Yeah, yeah. He did admit to it, yes. Perhaps he ought to take it back before it went to her head. Though, he'd be interested in seeing how she faired next to his 'multiple admirers'. She mentioned them oh so often. Claude, however, had no idea who she was referring to. He was just a guy. (Nerd). Clearly someone is jealous. Don't worry, snitchseeker. He won't say who.

"Environmentally conscious, but a temptress still," he tutted, enjoying her London acting debut full-on. First the square, next ... the West End with a simple swap of her micropipettes for a microphone ? Claude would snag a set of front row seats. It was important to support your friends. Even if they were bird nerds. "You wouldn't really turn me in, would you, birdie?" Again, he looked hurt. Oh, how cruel she was to him. Even after everything they have been through together. Is that really how one ought to treat their best and most good-looking friend?

HA. Boar. "Well played," he acquiesced with a bow of his head. Battle, not the war. FYI.

"That's very romantic of you." Who needs stars when you could have seabirds? He was touched. As for his brothers in Christian Dior. "Oh, they wouldn't know how to handle themselves. I'm sure you'd scare the living--" Hm. "That's not a bad idea. I think we ought to bring you around next time." He'd love to see them flounder tbh. Cella would be a breath of fresh air. Nepotism hour could use some of that. "If you're keen of course." The suits were a stuffy time, but they could post-game with something delightful.

Grounds for divorce? Please. Cella knew him well enough to know the conditions of their relationship. She had read the fine print and signed the documents as an informed participant. And while he didn't need the help in convincing Nikita, he thought he was meant to count on Cella's support as his platonic partner in life. Maybe that is grounds for divorce. "Are the birds not flocking to you in mass? I'd find it difficult to believe you couldn't find someone in a pinch." Why? Because she was Cella. That's why.

06-17-2026, 03:54 AM	#37 (permalink)
ArianaBlack Ashwinder Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: #47a59c Posts: 13,759 Hogwarts RPG Name: Asena Kaplan Hufflepuff Fourth Year x10 x1	doesn't proofread tweets \| #wrongaboutcereal \| #siriusly? \| emo to the extremo Quote: Originally Posted by Kimothy This just in! Ascella Archer makes Claude Botros-Giordano laugh the most! The world rejoices! His multiple admirers, however, do not. What a sad day for them. It's a good thing she was just the platonic love of his life! Also, it takes a nerd to know a nerd! Nerd. But why oh why was he proclaiming such false accusations about her to the entire universe? Cella tried to pretend like this was an incredibly embarrassing ordeal - oh no, I'm a temptress caught in the act, what now! She had to conveniently gasp when he called her a feathered temptress, though. "*No, no! Excuse me, I only use faux* feathers." Cruelty-free accessories only. It's so important. "I do not condone false journalism, birdie. Any more and we will be taking the matter to Scotland Yard." Which was, by the way, just a few minutes walk away! "No, I called you a chicken." Definitely not a ~~boar~~ bore. No silly goose allegations were being debunked today. Sorry to disappoint, Trafalgar Square (not sorry). Cella would do a whole round of applause at his acceptance of her invite, but since she only had one free hand, she raised said hand and did a little clappy with her pointer finger and thumb. Teeny tiny clappy clap. "That's good. Although, if you decided not to join, I'd have named a seabird in your honour." And Cella would make sure to choose the flashiest yet clumsiest seabird of the flock. All just for him. How special! "I think your fin bros would hate to see me coming." She had to grin. How were they to fare around Brian Archer's nerdiest, always-asking-questions daughter? Cella thought it might be funny. Only five minutes in and he's already mentioning another girl's name? This is grounds for divorce, Claudy. Cella had to tut jokingly. "If you need me to convince her, I fear you may be losing your touch." What?! Claude losing his charm?! "Do I need to find a date? I can't find a date that fast!" She tickled his arm at that, because she can. Yeah, yeah. He did admit to it, yes. Perhaps he ought to take it back before it went to her head. Though, he'd be interested in seeing how she faired next to his 'multiple admirers'. She mentioned them oh so often. Claude, however, had no idea who she was referring to. He was just a guy. (Nerd). Clearly someone is jealous. Don't worry, snitchseeker. He won't say who. "Environmentally conscious, but a temptress still," he tutted, enjoying her London acting debut full-on. First the square, next ... the West End with a simple swap of her micropipettes for a microphone ? Claude would snag a set of front row seats. It was important to support your friends. Even if they were bird nerds. "You wouldn't really turn me in, would you, birdie?" Again, he looked hurt. Oh, how cruel she was to him. Even after everything they have been through together. Is that really how one ought to treat their best and most good-looking friend? HA. Boar. "Well played," he acquiesced with a bow of his head. Battle, not the war. FYI. "That's very romantic of you." Who needs stars when you could have seabirds? He was touched. As for his brothers in Christian Dior. "Oh, they wouldn't know how to handle themselves. I'm sure you'd scare the living--" Hm. "That's not a bad idea. I think we ought to bring you around next time." He'd love to see them flounder tbh. Cella would be a breath of fresh air. Nepotism hour could use some of that. "If you're keen of course."** The suits were a stuffy time, but they could post-game with something delightful. Grounds for divorce? Please. Cella knew him well enough to know the conditions of their relationship. She had read the fine print and signed the documents as an informed participant. And while he didn't need the help in convincing Nikita, he thought he was meant to count on Cella's support as his platonic partner in life. Maybe that is grounds for divorce. "Are the birds not flocking to you in mass? I'd find it difficult to believe you couldn't find someone in a pinch." Why? Because she was Cella. That's why. __________________