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sweetpinkpixie · 06-01-2026, 02:42 AM

Jae was pleasantly sore, mildly sweaty, and carrying the sort of post-exercise satisfaction that made him feel entitled to do absolutely nothing for the remainder of the evening. Which was exactly what he intended to do ― tacking on another intentional detention or two for missed work would be worth it.

Dressed in a black tank top and loose grey sweatpants, he sprawled sideways across his own bed for all of thirty seconds before boredom inevitably struck. His gaze drifted toward the precarious stack of magazines full of misinformation and nonsense sitting atop his bedside table.

Perfect.

With a lazy reach, he snagged the topmost issue and flipped it open. Three pages later, he barked out a laugh and sat up immediately, scandalized and delighted in equal measure as his eyes raced across the article. Without hesitation, he pushed off his mattress, crossed the short distance between their beds, and flopped bonelessly across the foot of Adrian’s like an overgrown cat claiming territory. The magazine was shoved directly into Adrian's line of sight.

"Mate. Check this out."

Across the page, in oversized glittering gold letters: I SPENT TEN YEARS AS A HOUSECAT TO AVOID FAMILY REUNIONS. Beneath it, a photograph showed a thoroughly unrepentant-looking wizard perched on the arm of an armchair while a tabby cat sat beside him. Adjacent to that was another article, I MARRIED A MAN. TURNS OUT HE WAS THREE OTTERS, which was about a witch claiming her husband was actually triplet Animagi taking turns pretending to be the same person.

Jae was already losing the battle against laughter.

"If it weren't so tedious becoming one, I wouldn't put it past you to try that," he mused, tapping the image of the man and the tabby cat. "Fellow claims it was the most peaceful decade of his life."

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sweetpinkpixie SSRPG Admin Gladrags Mod Quibbler Mod Minister for Magic Alley Proprietor Sea Serpent Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: The Paths Posts: 41,560 Hogwarts RPG Name: Professor Cox Ravenclaw Graduated Hogwarts RPG Name: CJ Miller Gryffindor Fourth Year Hogwarts RPG Name: Nyle Harden Hufflepuff Seventh Year Hogwarts RPG Name: Iris Harden Ravenclaw Seventh Year Hogwarts RPG Name: Jae-hyuk Anouilh Slytherin Seventh Year Ministry Department Head: Charles Hollingberry Minister's Office Ministry Department Head: Airey Flamsteed Mysteries Diagon Alley Proprietor: Victor García Massey Ollivanders x12 x12	astronomizzle ♧ gryffinDORK \| & the rest is drag ♣ #badluckDerf Jae was pleasantly sore, mildly sweaty, and carrying the sort of post-exercise satisfaction that made him feel entitled to do absolutely nothing for the remainder of the evening. Which was exactly what he intended to do ― tacking on another intentional detention or two for missed work would be worth it. Dressed in a black tank top and loose grey sweatpants, he sprawled sideways across his own bed for all of thirty seconds before boredom inevitably struck. His gaze drifted toward the precarious stack of magazines full of misinformation and nonsense sitting atop his bedside table. Perfect. With a lazy reach, he snagged the topmost issue and flipped it open. Three pages later, he barked out a laugh and sat up immediately, scandalized and delighted in equal measure as his eyes raced across the article. Without hesitation, he pushed off his mattress, crossed the short distance between their beds, and flopped bonelessly across the foot of Adrian’s like an overgrown cat claiming territory. The magazine was shoved directly into Adrian's line of sight. "Mate. Check this out." Across the page, in oversized glittering gold letters: I SPENT TEN YEARS AS A HOUSECAT TO AVOID FAMILY REUNIONS. Beneath it, a photograph showed a thoroughly unrepentant-looking wizard perched on the arm of an armchair while a tabby cat sat beside him. Adjacent to that was another article, I MARRIED A MAN. TURNS OUT HE WAS THREE OTTERS, which was about a witch claiming her husband was actually triplet Animagi taking turns pretending to be the same person. Jae was already losing the battle against laughter. "If it weren't so tedious becoming one, I wouldn't put it past you to try that," he mused, tapping the image of the man and the tabby cat. "Fellow claims it was the most peaceful decade of his life." __________________ We broke into a million pieces, and we can't go back......................................... But now we're seeing all the beauty in the broken glass..................................... The scars are part of me, darkness and harmony My voice without the lies, this is what it sounds like