 Professor Pink | Mrs. Bruce Wayne | I'm on a Goat | Glitterpuff | Dumbledore's Defense Squad | BHB
Per usual, David was set on minding his own business, keeping to himself and largely ignoring the shenanigans caused by his quirkiest coworkers. As he approached the pair at the door, however, he had to hold back more than a few snorts at what he was overhearing. Eggies, really? Grown men used the term eggies??
He sighed as he stopped outside the door and behind the two turning the key. Quickly he dug into his pocket, and unearthed his palm-sized notebook and miniature golden Muggle pen which resided in its spirals. He clicked it out and began jotting down notes, with a soft, "Don't mind me," as the pen started scratching.
Yes, yes, he was here to watch their proposed "strenuous activities,' though he would, of course, be maintaining a calculated safe and significant physical distance. He had no need to really involve himself in this beyond the observational, no desire to become more ambitious, no thank you at all. Unlike his coworker who liked to 'kiss someone beautiful,' David's highly excitable dinner plans typically included tending to the maybe illegal, certainly frowned upon by landlords greenhouse in his flat and digging into a new book. Alone. In the comfort and safety of his own home. So even though the day was just beginning, really he was just counting down the minutes until he got to leave and go do that.
Anyway. Must stay focused. Brass handle he underlined, pen poised to write the results of the door opening.
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