 Made of Awesome | Ern-la the Best-wa | TZ's Apogee
Seeing all the talented kids performing their scenes and monologues made Phoebe SO happy, and so glad that she decided to stick around for the audition. Part of her had been tempted to go off with the scene designers or make-up artists, if only because she wanted to do ALL THE THINGS, in true Phoebe fashion.
But she got to see Kale do his dance and song number, to ardent applause from the crowd, and she got to see Kizzy do the BRAVEST brave thing of her life (the lamb), and she saw Cece be an absolute angel, as usual, and she saw Teddy just wander around and spout poetry, which was so him she wanted to kick him in the knee. Plus Nem? What the heck, Nem? Playing BOTH parts?
She cuddled Kizzy when she came back to sit down, and once Teddy was seated, Phoebe bounced to her feet. Always the last James, but never the worst. "My name is Phoebe Skylar James, and today I will be presenting the iconic Cher Horowitz monologue from the Muggle movie Clueless. Ahem."
Phoebe took her spot on the center of the stage, wishing she had a lectern. It really sold the whole scene. Phoebe popped bright pink gum out of her mouth and rested it on her finger (this also sold the whole scene). "So, OK, like right now, for example, the Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, “What about the strain on our resources?” She glared at Teddy, because he could take it. How dare Teddy hate Haitians? Also, why did Cher pronounce it like that? "But it’s like, when I had this garden party for my father’s birthday right? I said R.S.V.P. because it was a sit-down dinner. But people came that like, did not R.S.V.P. so I was like, totally bugging. I had to haul butt to the kitchen, redistribute the food, squish in extra place settings, but by the end of the day it was like, the more the merrier!" She somehow managed to toss her messy bun, in spite of the fact that her hair WAS in fact contained and not tossable.
"[i]And so, if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion, may I please remind you that it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty? Thank you." She popped her gum back into her mouth and winked at Kizzy.
And scene.
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