Oh! Behind the desk? You’d have thought that at least one of the students had thought to check there but nope. Or at least, he didn’t see anyone check. Maybe it was just due to the sign that had told them to stay back.

”Good afternooooon Professor! Feeling sneaky today are you?” feeling as though he should actually greet the Professor properly now that he was fed up of hiding now that it was confirmed that he in fact was not a toad.

Toadstool? Oh Professor. Your jokes were baaaaaad! But luckily for you, this prefect just loved bad jokes so he just chuckled and grinned at him, amused as the onslaught of Dad jokes. Or were they just Bad jokes?

”Did you know toadstools are made up of around 90% water? And that there’s massive fungi around the world? There’s one in America that covers 3 and a half miles! because who didn’t want to know that? He found it hard to believe that this existed in the muggle world and had not been grown without some kind of magic to help it get that big.

Mind Blown.