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Old 03-23-2020, 08:14 PM   #46 (permalink)
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SPOILER!!: shiv & schmoe
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Originally Posted by Lislchen View Post
Banana.

Banana.

Shivvy had 100000% forgot about naming the baby Banana at this point (a lot had happened okay???) so she snorted but somehow managed to mask it with a cough. Smooth, Siobhán, very smooth. She was totally fine. And yes, Banana was a completely normal name. She was going to name her real life child Banana some day, mhm, totally.

"Banana is the best." Was it a he? Was it a she? Who knew? "Banana looooooves playing dress up too. Don't you?" She grinned at Schmoe then pretended to tickle the "baby"'s tummy through the toilet paper. Not too hard though. She was a bit worried it would just combust into ashes at some point.
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Originally Posted by ArianaBlack View Post
........... As difficult as it was for Cora to keep a straight face, it was even MORE difficult for Finneas to keep smiling. He. Had. Questions. So. Many. Of. Them.

Namely, what happened to the original banana? Baby. What happened to the original banana baby? Baby Banana. THE BABY THAT THEY NAMED BANANA.

AnYwAy.

"I......... see," he looked down at the "baby" and then back up at the pair. "What exactly..... is Banana dressing up as today?" He scribbled some notes on his clipboard. This would not be going well for the pair, hopefully they understood that this was a GRADED assignment.


See? Totally fallen for it. 100%. No doubt about it.

Sickly sweet smile still in place, Cora cuddled 'Banana' closer still. It was a subtle attempt at ensuring Schmoe didn't get a decent look at the bundle in her arms.

"C'mon, Mr S, it's obvious ain't it? Banana's dressed as a mummy. We reckoned it'd be funny y'know, a baby dressed like a mummy." He was a nerd, surely he'd get a kick out of it. "And next week's costume is gonna be... uhh..." She nudged Shiv again. Help, pls.
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