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Finneas gave Bernadette a noodle-arm thumbs up. She was…. trying to be helpful. At least. More than what he could say for Minjae, who had just left the scene of the CRIME and didn’t say a single word about it??????? They’d get to that in a moment, however, because the Gryffindor was suddenly suggesting Augamenti and that was an AWFUL idea.
”Nooo, no! Don’t want it to short-circuit!” His eyes went big as he waved his hands around in a panic. This was FINE. The foam gunk did its job!
………. ”Spontaneous….. combustion?” He repeated back to the Hufflepuff. You know, Finneas was many things but he was never an angry man. Even now, he wasn’t angry. But he was verging on considerably close. ”Mr. Yoon,” he started, foam still dripping down from his chin. ”Jukeboxes do not spontaneously combust.” He watched the boy for a moment. Blinked a few times. And then continued, ”please tell me the truth.”
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