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Ashwinder · 12-29-2019, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl

Okay, well, that was a good description of... uh, charms maybe? What was the spell that made flowers pop out of your wand? Bernie hadn't learned that one yet.... but she was betting this boy didn't know it either or he wouldn't have called something so basic, like, 'brilliant.'

She pretended to be unamused, though she also would have hit her imaginary boyfriend over the head if he forgot their anniversary. "Cool story bro." Back to her book and her frog. The brunette scoffed a bit at his question, then pulled something from her other pocket, tossing it lightly to him. "No, this frog doesn't need any spell work to be more appetizing. That ham sandwich does though." Have at it, kid. Give it a whirl. She was practically daring him.

Meanwhile, she carefully opened her chocolate frog and immediately clamped a hand around one of its legs, holding it tightly in case it decided to hop off. The frog struggled pathetically as Bernie snapped off a different leg and dropped the chocolate straight into her mouth. Mmmm, delicious.

Yeah, it was a cool story, especially since he thought it meant Bubba Gamp's law was a bunch of bunk. This was why he was skeptical about books and hadn't bothered to buy any new ones for school; the second-hand ones had all sorts of notations in the margins that were at least as helpful as the printed text, and he'd already found an entry in his Fantastic Beasts book that underlined a specific description of the beast's mating preferences and added the commentary of 'also, don't wear purple.' Useful stuff, indeed!

He eyed the admittedly sad-looking ham sandwich sitting on the seat beside him, with its sad single layer of ham and its sad lumps of butter that had sadly torn some of the bread (clearly someone had used hard butter straight from the fridge). Then he looked back up in time to see her brutalizing the chocolate frog.

"Did you know that torturing animals is a sign of future serial killer behaviour? That's like Principal One of Crime Watch Daily's laws of How To Spot a Murderer." He was fully aware of the insolent expression on his face as he flicked the sandwich back at her, "Anyway, you're the one all up and tizzied about the pop quiz. You should practice."

12-29-2019, 05:42 AM	#17 (permalink)
Ashwinder MO Puffskein Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Staring at a Wall. Posts: 2,285 Hogwarts RPG Name: Elias Inkwell First Year x7	Who celebrates five weeks, tho... Snake disguised as Raven Browncoat Quote: Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl Okay, well, that was a good description of... uh, charms maybe? What was the spell that made flowers pop out of your wand? Bernie hadn't learned that one yet.... but she was betting this boy didn't know it either or he wouldn't have called something so basic, like, 'brilliant.' She pretended to be unamused, though she also would have hit her imaginary boyfriend over the head if he forgot their anniversary. "Cool story bro." Back to her book and her frog. The brunette scoffed a bit at his question, then pulled something from her other pocket, tossing it lightly to him. "No, this frog doesn't need any spell work to be more appetizing. That ham sandwich does though." Have at it, kid. Give it a whirl. She was practically daring him. Meanwhile, she carefully opened her chocolate frog and immediately clamped a hand around one of its legs, holding it tightly in case it decided to hop off. The frog struggled pathetically as Bernie snapped off a different leg and dropped the chocolate straight into her mouth. Mmmm, delicious. Yeah, it was a cool story, especially since he thought it meant Bubba Gamp's law was a bunch of bunk. This was why he was skeptical about books and hadn't bothered to buy any new ones for school; the second-hand ones had all sorts of notations in the margins that were at least as helpful as the printed text, and he'd already found an entry in his Fantastic Beasts book that underlined a specific description of the beast's mating preferences and added the commentary of 'also, don't wear purple.' Useful stuff, indeed! He eyed the admittedly sad-looking ham sandwich sitting on the seat beside him, with its sad single layer of ham and its sad lumps of butter that had sadly torn some of the bread (clearly someone had used hard butter straight from the fridge). Then he looked back up in time to see her brutalizing the chocolate frog. "Did you know that torturing animals is a sign of future serial killer behaviour? That's like Principal One of Crime Watch Daily's laws of How To Spot a Murderer." He was fully aware of the insolent expression on his face as he flicked the sandwich back at her, "Anyway, you're the one all up and tizzied about the pop quiz. You should practice."