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..................................... um.
You know when you say something and then the regret just hits you instantly? Yeah, this was one of those times. Dopple had taken just about seven minutes to process everything else the Gryffindor had said today, but somehow managed to burst into literal crocodile tears not even a minute after Zoryn had given herself an expiration date.
Ew.
If there was anything worse than being stuck in an office with a Professor for one minute too many, it was human tears.
But as they say in improv! The show must go on? She was in too deep to turn around, anyway. They could work with this. Yes, yes SO tragic. SO unfair. She nodded solemnly.
CANCEL EXAMS? LESS HOMEWORK?
Man, she should've faked dying AGES ago! At this point the nodding became MUCH MORE ENTHUSIASTIC. Zoryn was just about filled to the brim with absolute glee. Who knew it would be this easy? Who knew--
"NO!" she JUMPED out of the seat, raising her voice to an unnecessary volume.
Ahem.
Calmly returning back to a seated position, she composed herself. "I don't have family," lie. "I want to spend my last moments at Hogwarts," lie. She rubbed her eyes, managing to make some fake tear action happen. Bless her acting phase. "I can't imagine being anywhere else, all the people I love are right here," lie. "If only I had less Charms homework... So I could use more time to reflect..."
Wink, wink.
Nudge, nudge.
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